Until archeologists do us part

The American Dream

You have to be asleep to believe it.

-- George Carlin

I think that's me

Funny that going there makes me unique here.

Book of the blah

Thus spoke Zarathustra

If you're gonna be nerdy...

Goooo Team!

Mowie Polski, ale bardzo zle.

15 seconds of fame?

Ninja's have rights too.

He's not buying

Welcome to the club.

Not so random quote

"Creativity is a bloody nuisance and an evil curse that will see to it that you die from stress and alcohol abuse at a very early age, that you piss off all your friends, break appointments, show up late, and have this strange bohemian urge (you know that decadent laid-back pimp-style way of life).
The truly creative people I know all live lousy lives, never have time to see you, don't take care of themselves properly, have weird tastes in women and behave badly.
They don't wash and they eat disgusting stuff, they are mentally unstable and are absolutely brilliant."

--Toke Nygaard

UPDATE: Dad, please send me some money.

International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women

At least one out of every three women around the world has been beaten, coerced into sex, or otherwise abused in her lifetime — with the abuser usually someone known to her. Violence against women and girls is a universal problem of epidemic proportions. Perhaps the most pervasive human rights violation that we know today, it devastates lives, fractures communities, and stalls development.

(link)

Random quote

The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that you've got it made.

Or have I?

I'm having amnesia-deja vu
I think I have forgotten this before.

Random quote

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

( too lazy to find out)

Mahatma Gandhi was a peculiar person.

He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.
He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.
He also was a very spiritual person.
Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very bad breath.

He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Random quote

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

--Herm Albright

I knew it!

IE users: if you were using firefox (or opera), this wouldn't happen.

(via)

Penguins live well in snow

Where the hell is Matt?

Things Never To Say When Lingerie Shopping

1. No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
2. Mom will love this.
3. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
4. Forty Five bucks?? You're just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!!
5. Oh, honey, you'll NEVER squeeze your ass into that!!

Greater Serbia

Says one soldier to another:
"What are you going to do after the war?"
"Well, I'm going to travel around Greater Serbia."
"And what will you do in the afternoon?"