Bad Joke²

"Myspace is roughly the 4th most visited English language website, according to reports. It is owned by News Corporation. News Corporation is fucking huge. My dad used to work for News Corporation, so I am very appreciative of that but not to the point of happily whistling a tune while they bleed my generous hosting company's connection dry. Everything, you see, has limits. I hope it's not like hearing there's scant evidence of Tooth Fairies to know that I have some of my own.

So, sleepy with egg nog and considering what to do next, I decided I would replace the image."

Goooo Team!

Mowie Polski, ale bardzo zle.

Bad Joke of the Day

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
- Just one. But the light bulb really has to want to change.

Bad Joke of the Day (ahem again...)

Two guys talking to each other.
- Say you were to go camping with a mate. You get really, really drunk and the next morning you wake up with a condom in your anus. Would you tell anybody about it?
- Hell no!
- Wanna go camping?

Haiaaaa

I know karate, jujitsu, kickboxing, and 47 other dangerous words.

Horrible Joke of the Day!

Bad Joke of the Day

-- Knock knock.
-- Who's there?
-- Boo.
-- Boo who?
-- Jeez. It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about .

Bad Joke of the Day

-- What's the friendliest school?
-- Hi school.

Bad Joke of the Day (2)

-- Where do kings keep their armies?
-- In their sleevies.

Bad Joke of the Day

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night...

Bad Joke of the Day

--What is E.T. short for?

--He had little legs

Bad Joke of the Day

- Knock knock
- Come in.

Bad Joke of the Day (2)

-- Knock knock
-- Who's there?
-- Little old lady
-- Little old lady who?
-- I didn't know you could yodel!

Bad Joke of the Day

Two men walk into a bar.

You'd think the second one would have seen it.

Bad Joke of the Day (2)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Bad Joke of the Day

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Bad Joke of the Day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Bad Joke of the Day

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:
"A pint for me, and one for the road."

Bad Joke of the Day (3)

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Bad Joke of the Day (2)

A seal walks into a club...