Monday, December 22, 2008
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
Saturday, February 17, 2007
Monday, February 12, 2007
Friday, February 09, 2007
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Monday, January 08, 2007
Bam
"The hallmark of contemporary experience is an absence of in-betweenness. No third thing mediates between the immediacy of the current event and its antecedent."
- Barbara Maria Stafford
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Bad Joke²
"Myspace is roughly the 4th most visited English language website, according to reports. It is owned by News Corporation. News Corporation is fucking huge. My dad used to work for News Corporation, so I am very appreciative of that but not to the point of happily whistling a tune while they bleed my generous hosting company's connection dry. Everything, you see, has limits. I hope it's not like hearing there's scant evidence of Tooth Fairies to know that I have some of my own.
So, sleepy with egg nog and considering what to do next, I decided I would replace the image."
So, sleepy with egg nog and considering what to do next, I decided I would replace the image."
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Bad Joke of the Day
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
- Just one. But the light bulb really has to want to change.
- Just one. But the light bulb really has to want to change.
Not so random quote
"Creativity is a bloody nuisance and an evil curse that will see to it that you die from stress and alcohol abuse at a very early age, that you piss off all your friends, break appointments, show up late, and have this strange bohemian urge (you know that decadent laid-back pimp-style way of life).
The truly creative people I know all live lousy lives, never have time to see you, don't take care of themselves properly, have weird tastes in women and behave badly.
They don't wash and they eat disgusting stuff, they are mentally unstable and are absolutely brilliant."
The truly creative people I know all live lousy lives, never have time to see you, don't take care of themselves properly, have weird tastes in women and behave badly.
They don't wash and they eat disgusting stuff, they are mentally unstable and are absolutely brilliant."
--Toke Nygaard
UPDATE: Dad, please send me some money.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Bad Joke of the Day (ahem again...)
Two guys talking to each other.
- Say you were to go camping with a mate. You get really, really drunk and the next morning you wake up with a condom in your anus. Would you tell anybody about it?
- Hell no!
- Wanna go camping?
- Say you were to go camping with a mate. You get really, really drunk and the next morning you wake up with a condom in your anus. Would you tell anybody about it?
- Hell no!
- Wanna go camping?
Saturday, November 25, 2006
International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women
At least one out of every three women around the world has been beaten, coerced into sex, or otherwise abused in her lifetime — with the abuser usually someone known to her. Violence against women and girls is a universal problem of epidemic proportions. Perhaps the most pervasive human rights violation that we know today, it devastates lives, fractures communities, and stalls development.
Friday, November 24, 2006
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Wim Delvoye - cloaca
We have to reinvent the wheel every once in a while, not because we need a lot of wheels;
but because we need a lot of inventors.
-- Bruce Joyce
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Monday, November 13, 2006
Bad Joke of the Day
-- Knock knock.
-- Who's there?
-- Boo.
-- Boo who?
-- Jeez. It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about .
-- Who's there?
-- Boo.
-- Boo who?
-- Jeez. It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about .
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Random quote
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
( too lazy to find out)
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Mahatma Gandhi was a peculiar person.
He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.
He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.
He also was a very spiritual person.
Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very bad breath.
He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.
He also was a very spiritual person.
Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very bad breath.
He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Random quote
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
--Herm Albright
Bad Joke of the Day
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night...
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:
It was a dark and stormy night...
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Copyright Violation of the Day
Dorde Balasevic - Svirajte mi 'Jesen Stize' (play for me 'The Spring is Coming')
Monday, November 06, 2006
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Bad Joke of the Day (2)
-- Knock knock
-- Who's there?
-- Little old lady
-- Little old lady who?
-- I didn't know you could yodel!
-- Who's there?
-- Little old lady
-- Little old lady who?
-- I didn't know you could yodel!
Boom - drumbeat
BOOM
DRUMBEATthere everything lies FLAT
0__________o
again rage violins cellos basses brass triangle
drums KETTLEDRUMS
rage run rage run rage RUN
rage run rage run rage RUN
STOP !
drama in full struggle whores snakes rush upon honest
men the family stagger the factory staggers
the honour staggers lies down
all concepts FALL
HALT!
-- Paul Van Ostaijen
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Monday, October 30, 2006
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Bad Joke of the Day
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:
"A pint for me, and one for the road."
"A pint for me, and one for the road."
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Bad Joke of the Day (3)
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Things Never To Say When Lingerie Shopping
- No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
- Mom will love this.
- Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
- Forty Five bucks?? You're just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!!
- Oh, honey, you'll NEVER squeeze your ass into that!!
Friday, October 27, 2006
Bad Joke of the Day (2)
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Bad Joke of the Day
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur.
I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
Friday, October 20, 2006
Hi
MARC GREETS THINGS IN THE MORNING
Hi boy with the bike on the vase on the bloom
ploom ploom
hi chair by the table
hi bread on the table
hi fisher-of-fish with the pipe
and
hi fisher-of -fish with cap
cap and pipe
of the fisher-of-fish
H i i i —i fish
hi little fish
hi tiny fishy-fine of mine
--- Paul Van Ostaijen
Greater Serbia
Says one soldier to another:
"What are you going to do after the war?"
"Well, I'm going to travel around Greater Serbia."
"And what will you do in the afternoon?"
"What are you going to do after the war?"
"Well, I'm going to travel around Greater Serbia."
"And what will you do in the afternoon?"
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Overheard at the beach
American beach-goer #1: I wonder if the people here have trouble understanding us sometimes.
American beach-goer #2: Why would they?
American beach-goer #1: Because of our accents.
American beach-goer #2: But we don't have accents.
American beach-goer #2: Why would they?
American beach-goer #1: Because of our accents.
American beach-goer #2: But we don't have accents.
--- Some beach in Scotland
Moving along
This was turning out to be the longest winter in living memory, so long, in fact, that living memory itself was being shortened as some of the older citizens succumbed.
--- Terry Pratchett (Discworlds)
Monday, October 16, 2006
Mary the Elephant
It was 1916, and things were changing fast. World War I raged in Europe. Dadaism, ripe with comic derision and irrationality, took hold in artistic circles. Freeform jazz took hold of the American music scene. Margaret Sanger opened the first birth-control clinic.It was a good year for scapegoats.
It was a good year to hang an elephant.
Sunday, October 15, 2006
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