How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
- Just one. But the light bulb really has to want to change.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Not so random quote
"Creativity is a bloody nuisance and an evil curse that will see to it that you die from stress and alcohol abuse at a very early age, that you piss off all your friends, break appointments, show up late, and have this strange bohemian urge (you know that decadent laid-back pimp-style way of life).
The truly creative people I know all live lousy lives, never have time to see you, don't take care of themselves properly, have weird tastes in women and behave badly.
They don't wash and they eat disgusting stuff, they are mentally unstable and are absolutely brilliant."
The truly creative people I know all live lousy lives, never have time to see you, don't take care of themselves properly, have weird tastes in women and behave badly.
They don't wash and they eat disgusting stuff, they are mentally unstable and are absolutely brilliant."
--Toke Nygaard
UPDATE: Dad, please send me some money.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Bad Joke of the Day (ahem again...)
Two guys talking to each other.
- Say you were to go camping with a mate. You get really, really drunk and the next morning you wake up with a condom in your anus. Would you tell anybody about it?
- Hell no!
- Wanna go camping?
- Say you were to go camping with a mate. You get really, really drunk and the next morning you wake up with a condom in your anus. Would you tell anybody about it?
- Hell no!
- Wanna go camping?
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