Saturday, November 25, 2006

International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women

At least one out of every three women around the world has been beaten, coerced into sex, or otherwise abused in her lifetime — with the abuser usually someone known to her. Violence against women and girls is a universal problem of epidemic proportions. Perhaps the most pervasive human rights violation that we know today, it devastates lives, fractures communities, and stalls development.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Blond software and psychopaths

Flute Serenade - Jose Ventura

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

How it started

Haiaaaa

I know karate, jujitsu, kickboxing, and 47 other dangerous words.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Mad, rare venoms.

Have fun with the Anagram Genius and the Anagram Generator

Horrible Joke of the Day!

Random quote

The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that you've got it made.

Or have I?

I'm having amnesia-deja vu
I think I have forgotten this before.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Wim Delvoye - cloaca

We have to reinvent the wheel every once in a while,
not because we need a lot of wheels;
but because we need a lot of inventors.
-- Bruce Joyce

Pome

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Mad world

Escherian

Rotterdam, Netherlands. View of Piet Blom's Cubic Houses in Google Earth

A perfect day


Shoosh

moonlight sonata

Monday, November 13, 2006

Copyright Violation of the Day

gipsian melancholy

Bad Joke of the Day

-- Knock knock.
-- Who's there?
-- Boo.
-- Boo who?
-- Jeez. It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about .

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Random quote

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
( too lazy to find out)

Bad Joke of the Day

-- What's the friendliest school?
-- Hi school.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Mahatma Gandhi was a peculiar person.

He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.
He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.
He also was a very spiritual person.
Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very bad breath.

He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Bad Joke of the Day (2)

-- Where do kings keep their armies?
-- In their sleevies.

Random quote

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
--Herm Albright

Armistice Day

Dachau, 1938

Bad Joke of the Day

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night...

Copyright Violation of the Day

neki novi klinci

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Copyright Violation of the Day

Dorde Balasevic - Svirajte mi 'Jesen Stize' (play for me 'The Spring is Coming')

Bad Joke of the Day

--What is E.T. short for?

--He had little legs

Monday, November 06, 2006

Bad Joke of the Day

- Knock knock
- Come in.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Book of the Week

Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka

Copyright Violation of the Day

Gorki/y - Mia

Bad Joke of the Day (2)

-- Knock knock
-- Who's there?
-- Little old lady
-- Little old lady who?
-- I didn't know you could yodel!

Boom - drumbeat

BOOM
DRUMBEAT
there everything lies FLAT
0__________o
again rage violins cellos basses brass triangle
drums KETTLEDRUMS
rage run rage run rage RUN
rage run rage run rage RUN
STOP !
drama in full struggle whores snakes rush upon honest
men the family stagger the factory staggers

the honour staggers lies down
all concepts FALL
HALT!

-- Paul Van Ostaijen

Bad Joke of the Day

Two men walk into a bar.

You'd think the second one would have seen it.

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Copyright Violation of the Day

The Devil went down to Georgia

Link of the Day

better than a remote control

Bad Joke of the Day (2)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Bad Joke of the Day

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.