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2008-12-22T13:23:00.000+01:00

The new address is http://davor.eu

Marvillous

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2365

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Influences

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Until archeologists do us part

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Slaves

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1936

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Link of the day

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http://www.hugeurl.com/?ZWY3ZTE0NWFmOTg5ZDU2M2QxYWI3ZTNhMGJj
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Manamana

2007-02-09T14:49:00.000+01:00

I'm So Happy

2007-01-25T13:26:00.000+01:00

The American Dream

2007-01-10T04:56:00.000+01:00

You have to be asleep to believe it.

-- George Carlin

Bam

2007-01-08T01:18:00.000+01:00

"The hallmark of contemporary experience is an absence of in-betweenness. No third thing mediates between the immediacy of the current event and its antecedent."

- Barbara Maria Stafford

I think that's me

2007-01-07T03:13:00.000+01:00

Funny that going there makes me unique here.

Book of the blah

2007-01-07T03:08:00.000+01:00

Thus spoke Zarathustra

Bad Joke²

2007-01-07T03:04:00.000+01:00

"Myspace is roughly the 4th most visited English language website, according to reports. It is owned by News Corporation. News Corporation is fucking huge. My dad used to work for News Corporation, so I am very appreciative of that but not to the point of happily whistling a tune while they bleed my generous hosting company's connection dry. Everything, you see, has limits. I hope it's not like hearing there's scant evidence of Tooth Fairies to know that I have some of my own.

So, sleepy with egg nog and considering what to do next, I decided I would replace the image."

If you're gonna be nerdy...

2007-01-07T03:02:00.000+01:00

Goooo Team!

2007-01-07T02:59:00.000+01:00

Mowie Polski, ale bardzo zle.

15 seconds of fame?

2007-01-07T02:54:00.000+01:00

Ninja's have rights too.

He's not buying

2007-01-07T02:52:00.000+01:00

Welcome to the club.

Purple rain

2007-01-07T02:45:00.000+01:00

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-12-06T00:59:00.000+01:00

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
- Just one. But the light bulb really has to want to change.

Not so random quote

2006-12-06T00:19:00.000+01:00

"Creativity is a bloody nuisance and an evil curse that will see to it that you die from stress and alcohol abuse at a very early age, that you piss off all your friends, break appointments, show up late, and have this strange bohemian urge (you know that decadent laid-back pimp-style way of life).
The truly creative people I know all live lousy lives, never have time to see you, don't take care of themselves properly, have weird tastes in women and behave badly.
They don't wash and they eat disgusting stuff, they are mentally unstable and are absolutely brilliant."

--Toke Nygaard

UPDATE: Dad, please send me some money.

Some of these records are getting scratchy

2006-12-06T00:04:00.000+01:00

Book of the Week

2006-12-05T23:59:00.000+01:00

Grimm's Fairy Tales

Em(brackets)

2006-12-05T23:45:00.000+01:00

Into my arms

Bad Joke of the Day (ahem again...)

2006-12-05T23:40:00.000+01:00

Two guys talking to each other.
- Say you were to go camping with a mate. You get really, really drunk and the next morning you wake up with a condom in your anus. Would you tell anybody about it?
- Hell no!
- Wanna go camping?

Copyright Violation of the Day (ahem...)

2006-12-05T23:35:00.000+01:00

And we're back.

International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women

2006-11-25T01:22:00.000+01:00

At least one out of every three women around the world has been beaten, coerced into sex, or otherwise abused in her lifetime — with the abuser usually someone known to her. Violence against women and girls is a universal problem of epidemic proportions. Perhaps the most pervasive human rights violation that we know today, it devastates lives, fractures communities, and stalls development.

(link)

Blond software and psychopaths

2006-11-24T17:01:00.000+01:00

Flute Serenade - Jose Ventura

How it started

2006-11-22T22:53:00.000+01:00

Haiaaaa

2006-11-22T16:55:00.000+01:00

I know karate, jujitsu, kickboxing, and 47 other dangerous words.

Mad, rare venoms.

2006-11-21T01:19:00.000+01:00

Have fun with the Anagram Genius and the Anagram Generator

Horrible Joke of the Day!

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Random quote

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The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that you've got it made.

Or have I?

2006-11-21T00:39:00.000+01:00

I'm having amnesia-deja vu
I think I have forgotten this before.

Wim Delvoye - cloaca

2006-11-16T18:28:00.000+01:00

We have to reinvent the wheel every once in a while,
not because we need a lot of wheels;
but because we need a lot of inventors.

-- Bruce Joyce

Pome

2006-11-16T16:37:00.000+01:00

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't.

Mad world

2006-11-15T23:38:00.001+01:00

Escherian

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Rotterdam, Netherlands. View of Piet Blom's Cubic Houses in Google Earth

A perfect day

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Shoosh

2006-11-15T10:23:00.000+01:00

moonlight sonata

Copyright Violation of the Day

2006-11-13T21:28:00.000+01:00

gipsian melancholy

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-11-13T21:04:00.000+01:00

-- Knock knock.
-- Who's there?
-- Boo.
-- Boo who?
-- Jeez. It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about .

Random quote

2006-11-12T21:34:00.000+01:00

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

( too lazy to find out)

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-11-12T21:27:00.000+01:00

-- What's the friendliest school?
-- Hi school.

Mahatma Gandhi was a peculiar person.

2006-11-11T22:55:00.000+01:00

He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.
He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.
He also was a very spiritual person.
Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very bad breath.

He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Bad Joke of the Day (2)

2006-11-11T21:16:00.000+01:00

-- Where do kings keep their armies?
-- In their sleevies.

Random quote

2006-11-11T20:59:00.000+01:00

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

--Herm Albright

Armistice Day

2006-11-11T17:24:00.000+01:00

Dachau, 1938

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-11-11T17:11:00.000+01:00

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night,
three robbers sat in a cave.
One robber's name was Antonio.
"Antonio," said the robber chief, "tell us a story."
And Antonio began thus:

It was a dark and stormy night...

Copyright Violation of the Day

2006-11-11T17:00:00.001+01:00

neki novi klinci

Copyright Violation of the Day

2006-11-07T22:58:00.000+01:00

Dorde Balasevic - Svirajte mi 'Jesen Stize' (play for me 'The Spring is Coming')

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-11-07T22:50:00.001+01:00

--What is E.T. short for?

--He had little legs

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-11-06T23:13:00.000+01:00

- Knock knock
- Come in.

Book of the Week

2006-11-05T14:52:00.000+01:00

Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka

Copyright Violation of the Day

2006-11-05T14:33:00.000+01:00

Gorki/y - Mia

Bad Joke of the Day (2)

2006-11-05T14:29:00.000+01:00

-- Knock knock
-- Who's there?
-- Little old lady
-- Little old lady who?
-- I didn't know you could yodel!

Boom - drumbeat

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BOOM

DRUMBEAT
there everything lies FLAT
0__________o
again rage violins cellos basses brass triangle
drums KETTLEDRUMS
rage run rage run rage RUN
rage run rage run rage RUN
STOP !
drama in full struggle whores snakes rush upon honest
men the family stagger the factory staggers
the honour staggers lies down
all concepts FALL
HALT!

-- Paul Van Ostaijen

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-11-05T00:00:00.000+01:00

Two men walk into a bar.

You'd think the second one would have seen it.

Copyright Violation of the Day

2006-11-04T23:55:00.000+01:00

The Devil went down to Georgia

Link of the Day

2006-11-04T23:21:00.000+01:00

better than a remote control

Bad Joke of the Day (2)

2006-11-04T23:18:00.000+01:00

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-11-04T23:16:00.000+01:00

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-10-30T13:48:00.000+01:00

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Copyright Violation of the Day

2006-10-30T13:40:00.001+01:00

listenlistenlistenlistenlisten

It's not easy being green

2006-10-30T00:23:00.000+01:00

Taken from the Spirit of Goodyear blimp near Tallmadge, Ohio

The First Circus

2006-10-29T23:28:00.000+01:00

Copyright Violation of the Day

2006-10-29T23:23:00.000+01:00

moviesmoviesmoviesmoviesmovies

(via)

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-10-29T23:21:00.000+01:00

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:
"A pint for me, and one for the road."

I knew it!

2006-10-28T23:24:00.000+02:00

IE users: if you were using firefox (or opera), this wouldn't happen.

(via)

Bad Joke of the Day (3)

2006-10-28T20:03:00.001+02:00

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Bad Joke of the Day (2)

2006-10-28T19:58:00.000+02:00

A seal walks into a club...

Limuzine - MachinaTV

2006-10-28T18:48:00.000+02:00

Link of the Day

2006-10-28T05:13:00.001+02:00

How stuff is made.

Penguins live well in snow

2006-10-28T04:49:00.001+02:00

Rabbit - run wrake

2006-10-28T03:46:00.000+02:00

Virginity in the Balkans

2006-10-28T02:21:00.000+02:00

Copyright Violation of the Day

2006-10-28T01:51:00.000+02:00

Sweet Home Alabama

Where the hell is Matt?

2006-10-28T01:24:00.000+02:00

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-10-28T01:15:00.000+02:00

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh--
Moooooooo

Things Never To Say When Lingerie Shopping

2006-10-28T01:08:00.000+02:00

No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
Mom will love this.
Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
Forty Five bucks?? You're just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!!
Oh, honey, you'll NEVER squeeze your ass into that!!

Sehr schön

2006-10-27T23:06:00.000+02:00

Bad Joke of the Day (2)

2006-10-27T22:57:00.000+02:00

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-10-27T22:53:00.001+02:00

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur.
I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

Hi

2006-10-20T01:05:00.001+02:00

MARC GREETS THINGS IN THE MORNING


Hi boy with the bike on the vase on the bloom
                             ploom ploom
hi chair by the table
hi bread on the table
hi fisher-of-fish with the pipe
   and
hi fisher-of -fish with cap
 cap and pipe
of the fisher-of-fish


H i i i —i fish
hi little fish
hi tiny fishy-fine of mine

--- Paul Van Ostaijen

fabre

2006-10-20T00:49:00.001+02:00

bug on a stick

Greater Serbia

2006-10-20T00:36:00.000+02:00

Says one soldier to another:
"What are you going to do after the war?"
"Well, I'm going to travel around Greater Serbia."
"And what will you do in the afternoon?"

Chilean glacier

2006-10-20T00:34:00.000+02:00

fading star, great ambitions

Copyright Violation of the Day

2006-10-20T00:08:00.000+02:00

car ride

Support the cause

2006-10-20T00:06:00.000+02:00

before it's too late

Link of the Day

2006-10-20T00:03:00.000+02:00

Hilarious satire.

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-10-19T23:59:00.000+02:00

a horrible joke that lasts three minutes!

Book of the Week

2006-10-17T22:24:00.000+02:00

Terry Pratchett - Discworld 00 - Science of Discworld

Copyright Violation of the Day

2006-10-17T22:17:00.001+02:00

For Whom The Bell Tolls

Overheard at the beach

2006-10-17T22:11:00.000+02:00

American beach-goer #1: I wonder if the people here have trouble understanding us sometimes.
American beach-goer #2: Why would they?
American beach-goer #1: Because of our accents.
American beach-goer #2: But we don't have accents.

--- Some beach in Scotland

Link of the Day

2006-10-17T22:08:00.001+02:00

19,000 free books

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-10-17T22:06:00.000+02:00

If h20 is inside a fire hydrant.. what's on the outside?

k9p.

Moving along

2006-10-17T22:05:00.000+02:00

This was turning out to be the longest winter in living memory, so long, in fact, that living memory itself was being shortened as some of the older citizens succumbed.

--- Terry Pratchett (Discworlds)

Mary the Elephant

2006-10-16T00:20:00.000+02:00

It was 1916, and things were changing fast. World War I raged in Europe. Dadaism, ripe with comic derision and irrationality, took hold in artistic circles. Freeform jazz took hold of the American music scene. Margaret Sanger opened the first birth-control clinic.

It was a good year for scapegoats.

It was a good year to hang an elephant.

Bad Joke of the Day

2006-10-15T22:44:00.001+02:00

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto!